Liquidity Hazard

Liquidity Hazard Area Entry Procedure- Ver 1.0.4 Loading….

Started
Timer Activated
Current time- 17:46 hrs
Running Pre-entry checklist…
Identify acquisition target: Shirt
Enter Specifications: -size 42 -color offwhite
Enter quantity required: 1
Check wardrobe inventory status: Requirement confirmed
Fix liquidity threshold (Rs.): 500
Checklist completed

Proceeding towards target…

(Poster: “Seasonal Offer!! 50% off for Levi’s jeans!! Offer valid for 2 days!!”)

Interpret Assist is unscrambling gobbledygook. Please wait…

Interpret Assist output: “Clothing being sold at double its real price for last 363 days.”

(Poster: “T-Shirts!! Buy one, get one FREE!!”)

Unintended acquisition warning!! Beware!!
Tunnel vision activated.
Unintended acquisition hazard probability restored to below threshold. Safe to proceed.

(To store-assistant: “Shirt. 42. offwhite”
Store-assistant: “Sir, this would be 445. 410. 549.”)

Unscrambling distortional pricing:
Choice #1: Rs. 450
Choice #2: Rs. 400
Choice #3: Rs. 550
Liquidity threshold warning on choice #3. Careful.

(To store-assistant: “I’ll take the second one. Pack it quick.”)

Proceeding to cash counter…

Running pre-payment checklist…
Compare with orginal acquisition targets: Matched
Checking specifications: Matched
Liquidity threshold check: Not exceeded.
Checklist completed. All parameters OK.

Target acquired. All parameters within spec.
Current time- 17:52 hrs
Time elapsed- 06 minutes
Congrats!! You have been upgraded to a rating of Level 3 in Rational Buying Behaviour.
You are well on course to achieving Level 1 soon.

Next step: Reduce Cash-in-wallet threshold by 25%. This will help reduce probability of spontaneous liquidity events.